A drabble of the House persuasion
May. 23rd, 2008 07:23 pmI wrote this for the
otw_onlinecon's Hodge Podge Challenge. Somehow I made it to the entry before a lot of the prompts had been claimed.
So, I bring you: House, Wilson and fishing ->
“Why are we doing this again?”
“It's fun?” Wilson offered.
House scoffed, “Sitting on a dock, holding a pole, waiting for a water creature to be stupid enough to jump on the hook. Right.”
“It's relaxing,” Wilson tried again, watching the plastic bobber at the end of his line.
“My feet are wet, my back hurts and I'm getting a sunburn.”
“Put on sunscreen.”
“Don't like the smell.”
Wilson rolled his eyes. “You're hot, you're wet, you're bored, you're in pain and you refuse to attempt to prevent skin cancer. If you're so miserable, why are you here?”
“Free beer.”
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So, I bring you: House, Wilson and fishing ->
“Why are we doing this again?”
“It's fun?” Wilson offered.
House scoffed, “Sitting on a dock, holding a pole, waiting for a water creature to be stupid enough to jump on the hook. Right.”
“It's relaxing,” Wilson tried again, watching the plastic bobber at the end of his line.
“My feet are wet, my back hurts and I'm getting a sunburn.”
“Put on sunscreen.”
“Don't like the smell.”
Wilson rolled his eyes. “You're hot, you're wet, you're bored, you're in pain and you refuse to attempt to prevent skin cancer. If you're so miserable, why are you here?”
“Free beer.”